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About Dr. Booth: Dr. Booth Enticenhymen is a resident sexpert of the famous Hoppenflotzen Sexual Dysfunction Clinic in Sizetmaters, Germany. Dr. Booth, as his patients call him, was born in Fargo, North Dakota on January 1, 1976. He received his medical degree in urology from the Milïken Böne University of Medicine in Greifswald, Germany in 1999. Because of his excellent bedside manner and good looks, he was named #1 in Pleasure Magazine's 2005 "Top Cocks in Docs."
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Dear readers,
OCO is off for self-reflection. She's having some... err... improvements made and will be banda...uhm...I mean back next month. She'll tell you she's at a spa, but I think you'll notice some extra swelling when she gets back.
Warmest Regards,
Dr. Booth Enticenhymen
Dear Dr. Booth,
A few times recently, when I've been aroused, there has been a slimy, almost snot-like substance in my vagina. It's clear, and there isn't any odor, and it only happens when I'm turned on. But, I'm grossed out by the whole thing, and I'm afraid that my partner will notice and be grossed out as well. What's wrong with me? Help!
Grossed Out in Iowa
Dear G.O.,
It sounds like you are having normal vaginal secretions which can thicken and be mucus-like when women are aroused. Normal secretions can be:
- Yellowish in color when dried
- Mucus-like or stringy in consistency
- clear, watery and even have mild odor
I can be heavier when sexually aroused, during pregnancy, when using birth control, and during mid-cycle ovulation. Also, hormonal changes in your body as you grow older can cause changes.
While you may be upset, there is nothing to be worried about, and absolutely no reason you should feel disgusted. And as for your partner, I don't think it's going to be a problem. Of course, if you ever notice a strong odor, or a major change in color, please contact your doctor.
Dear Doctor Booth,
What does it mean when the thing that looks like a punching bag at the back of your throat swells up to the size of a basketball?
Not an NBA fan,
Freaked in Fresno
Dear Freaked,
Your question gave me a chuckle. The "punching bag" is a small soft piece of flesh called the uvula. It is formed as the last step of growth for the two halves of the soft palette (roof of the mouth) as they are fused together in early development.
The swelling of the uvula, or what I like to call the "hangy thing in the back of your throat" is called uvulitis. This inflammation can cause a series of very uncomfortable side effects, the feeling that you are choking, difficulty breathing, sleep apnea, and gagging.
It can be caused by different factors, including (but not limited to): dehydration, infection, snoring, smoking, and allergies. Drinking lots of water, gargling with warm iodized salt water, not smoking, and taking antihistamines may help. If there is infection involved, your doctor may prescribe an antibiotic as well. If the problem persists beyond conventional treatment, a doctor may perform a uvulopalatopharyngoplasty (UPPP), the surgical removal of the uvula.
Well, I hope I answered you question adequately! Oh, and stay away from oral sex while it's swollen, better if you don't have something large hitting the back of your throat.
Dear Dr. B,
Lately when I'm stimulating my girlfriend manually, she keeps asking me to add fingers. Last night when I was doing this, I had all four of my fingers and my thumb in her and she shoved forward nearly taking in my whole hand. She said it was the best orgasm she ever had, but now I feel like I can't compete with the size. My dick is no match for my fist. What do I do now?
Fisting in Florida
Dear Fister,
I don't know what to tell you. Wow. You must have had a lot of foreplay patience to ready your girlfriend to be fisted. It's not an easy accomplishment by any means. I can't tell you how to get over your new insecurity, but I can give you some tips on making fisting safer.
The medical terms for fisting are brachiovaginal eroticism (vaginal) and brachioproctic eroticism (anal). People who haven't actually tried this sexual activity sometimes think that fisting involves making a fist with the hand that's inserted, but that is not the case. The fingers are held in a beak-like manner with the fingers and thumb held straight forward. Using copious amounts of lubricant, the fingers are slowly worked forward to stretch the opening, allowing for the hand to slip in. At this time a fist may be made or not.
Safer fisting includes using, as I stated above, lots of water or silicone based lubricant, keeping your fingernails cut short with no jagged edges to avoid scratching sensitive vaginal skin, and going slowly. Always wash your hands well and use latex or nitrile gloves. If moderate to severe pain occurs you need to stop immediately. Improper fisting can lead to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Urinary tract infections, bruising of the cervix, fecal incontinence, and even sterility.
I know this wasn't the answer you were looking for, but I'm sure if you talk to your girlfriend about your insecurities, she might be able to help you in that area.
Thank you readers for your great questions! And thanks OCO for allowing me to guest on your column. From Germany, this is Dr. Booth Enticenhymen wishing you lots of healthy and pleasurable sex.
*Dr. Booth is a fictional character. This column is meant to be fun and informative and not a replacement for your doctor. If you are experiencing medical problems or difficulties, please see your physician.
If you have any questions for Dr. Booth, please feel free to email him. He can't answer every question, but he will certainly try.